Did I mention I think he is an idiot? Who said a Masters Degree made you smart?
In Nanny State Central, New Jersey.
Springfield Schools Superintendent Michael Davino said he is asking teachers to lighten the homework load so students can have enough time to wear their costumes and trick-or-treat after school, according to the Patch.A chemist, a shopkeeper, and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted "Flood!" and escaped. The teacher was then lead out. The squad took aim and the teacher, remembering how the other two had escaped, shouted "Fire!"
"I don't believe that dressing up is something that is necessary to do at school," Davino said.
Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"
Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."

Good points... sigh
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